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WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	89
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ores Mined:	9805
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ores Mined:	2033	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crops Grown:	3317
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	207
Towns Built:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Potions Brewed:	123	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mines Excavated:	2736	Endless Night Skies:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1023	Enchantments Applied:	207
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	4647	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Votes:	8203	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21