So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Towns Built: 10
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

    No-Smoke Gen Minecraft
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

    Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Crops Grown: 8604 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure

    SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of flying like a majestic aureus shot to Lupine Rue! Our server is so lit, it’s like the burning scent of home in the Lingsha trailer.

    Join us for outrageous adventures with characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. You won’t believe the new drip marketing featuring Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition!

    Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Just use codes like GIFT5T3Y6764D3Q3 and STARRAILGIFT to unlock epic rewards.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive tools and resources in /hsrg/, where you can find everything you need to dominate the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mines Excavated: 3740
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 145

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

    No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

    But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

    Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1809
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Emeralds Found: 9169
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 New Chunks Explored: 923563

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magic Items Found: 1073
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Enchantments Applied: 119
    Towns Built: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 377
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Emeralds Found: 6028
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 175
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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