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VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3284	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyBedBuddies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	83
Villages Defended:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyPolishTrades

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lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4779
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SYSarchy

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Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	241

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Buildings Constructed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	154	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Buildings Constructed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Animals Bred:	155

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	678335	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	719103	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Items Found:	6397	Falling into the Void:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	2892	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Farms Harvested:	586	Arcane Towers Raised:	5