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CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EarthCube

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EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BookWormSMP: Life Changer

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Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Void Armor Forged:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockShockSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve and the dragon were actually in cahoots, planning to take over the entire Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Notch’s lost treasure, hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery challenges and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another block in the lava?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korea and order our artillery units near the border to full fire readiness. we have insane battles and epic explosions that will make your head spin. come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of war every day. who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now and be part of the madness.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MCSakura

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A server full of surprises! Why not try this server? What do you have to lose? :))) This server has only survival for now .. but with time as we grow … we will have everything :)) It’s a perfect server to play with your best friends There will be events 2 times a week .. ranks .. and why not … some op items

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	5779	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Welcome to the Raw Charms server where charm is a dish best served raw, with no limits and an active community on version 1.21!

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Minecraft Server Overview: Two Times A Charm (TTAC)

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.

Server Features:

Friendly Staff
World Backups
24/7 Support
No Lag
Dedicated Server
No Limits
Discord

Notes:

Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
Worlds: Backed up daily

Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

No Hacking
No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Racism
No Lag Machines
No Threatening
No X-Ray
No Bullying
Keep Chat Clean
Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed):

PVP
Teaming
Unlimited Farming
Griefing
Mob Farming
Redstone Machines
Building
New Chunk Loading
Stealing
Raiding

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Marburg Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you’re peacefully building a house, and the next minute you’re fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Marburg virus, adding an extra layer of danger and excitement. Will you be able to survive the virus outbreak and emerge victorious? Or will you become just another statistic in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just remember, one wrong move and you could be facing a big f***ing problem. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Curling World Championship of your dreams!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NephewTrollBegone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4