If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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