If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ores Mined: 6550

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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