If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Buildings Constructed: 8 Secret Passages Found: 8
Magic Items Found: 2975 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7323
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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