If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Villages Defended: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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