CraftyPoundsLost | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1906
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Ores Mined:	9322	Void Gems Collected:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cherrys Land

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Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	441235
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	358	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	4351
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8722
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dimension Hops:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	7061

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SibCraft: Building Bonds

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Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

2030, Attack, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Geopolitics, German intelligence, global conflict, international relations, Military, military aggression, Military analysis, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, potential conflict, RedstoneRush, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning, threat assessment

lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	925
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SirenCraftIsrael

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Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

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come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Raven Craft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Chattanet

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Chattanet, Community, competitive, Dungeons, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Leaderboards, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, pillars of fortune, Skyblock, team-up, TNT Lobbers, TNT Tag, Ultimate

Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1990s, 90s music, animation, Anime, classic, electronic, Enjoy, Favorite, favorite OST, futuristic, japanese, long tail tags, macross, macross plus, Minecraft, Music, nostalgic, ost, smp, Soundtrack, Soundtracks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7785	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!