CraftyPoundsLost | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Players Killed by Monsters:	8259	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Limitless Longevity Fun

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join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

1 year old, baby, black veil brides, Challenges, cleaning, coping mechanisms, Crybabys, crying, diaper changes, emotional, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, Music, parenting, parenting struggles, playhouse, Poop, Sensitive, Server, Tears, tears after cleaning, Toddler

Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5345
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, bonding time, Childbirth, communication skills, covid precautions, Emotional support, extended family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, hospital visit, maternal health, Minecraft, mother-in-law, new baby, newborn care, parenting decisions, personal choices, postpartum recovery, respecting wishes, Server, support system

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where even the virtual hospital visits are causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of family dynamics in the virtual world.

Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL

blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter trip, Grief, HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL, Memories, parenting, pumpkin patch, relationships, Resentment, sensitivity, sibling rivalry, Stepfather, Therapy, tradition, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pumpkin patches! Join us for a wild ride of stepdad bonding, sibling rivalry, and pumpkin carving galore.

Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyHabit SMP

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Are you tired of living in a boring world where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place for all your wildest dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCreeperClan

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On our Minecraft server, the key difference between winning and losing is whether or not you have a pet llama named Larry. Larry is the ultimate secret weapon in any battle, with his laser eyes and ability to summon a herd of angry chickens to attack your enemies. Trust us, you want Larry on your team.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea Fleet, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military intelligence, Military operations, Minecraft, naval forces, naval operations, naval warfare, Russian navy, sabotage, SabotageCraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, warship

lol join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more action than the russian baltic sea fleet, trust me. our server is so lit that even ukraine’s sabotage couldn’t handle it. intelligence says our server is the place to be for non-stop fun and excitement. sail the high seas with us and experience the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GazaCraft: Rocket Ruckus

border control, Ceasefire, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, international news, Israel, Israeli defense, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Oct 7, Palestinian militants, Palestinian territories, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Ruckus, security threat, Unrest, violence

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting blasted is your mind with fun! We got more explosions than Palestinian militants in Gaza firing rockets into Israel on Oct. 7! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while building your own blocky empire. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arm Positioning Fun Server

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so, liek, u ever been playin’ minecraft and ur blood pressure just goes thru the roof? well, dis server is da solution, fam! we make sure ur arm is positioned perfectly so ur readings don’t lie to u. no more gettin’ stressed out over fake high blood pressure, join us and chillax while u mine and craft! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes ur character run super fast, like, lightning speed fast. so come join us and leave ur worries behind, cuz on dis server, we take care of u, one block at a time.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Full Kit Wankers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyRageCraft

cramped seats, crying babies, Delays, expensive tickets, jet lag, lack of amenities, lack of legroom, lack of personal space, Layovers, limited entertainment options, long lines, Lost luggage, noisy passengers, overpriced food, rude flight attendants, security checks, SkyRageCraft, Turbulence, uncomfortable temperature, unpredictable schedules, Waiting

Tired of getting stuck in traffic while flying on your elytra? Join our Minecraft server and soar through the skies without a care in the world! Our server has magical flying pigs that will carry you to your destination in style. No more pesky traffic jams or annoying birds getting in your way. Join now and experience the joy of flying like never before!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	887	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SochiSafetyCraft Server

Government, investigation, Politics, president, Presidential Residence, proekt, putin, Residence, russia, Russian politics, Safety concerns, safety precautions, SECURITY, security concerns, security measures, security risks, Server, sochi, SochiSafetyCraft, Threats, travel, vacation

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is so lit, even Putin had to stop visiting his Sochi crib because he was too scared of the epicness happening here! Like, imagine being so shook by a Minecraft server that you gotta dip out of your fancy vacation spot. That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Farms Harvested:	876
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCrimeaOil

Black sea, Conflict, CraftyCrimeaOil, Crimea, Crimea annexation, eastern europe, energy resources, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, occupied Crimea, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, united nations, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots in occupied crimea for you to explore! the ukraine is striking left and right, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe (we think).

build your own oil empire, mine for diamonds in the chaos, and watch out for exploding creepers disguised as russian soldiers. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor, just in case things get too intense.

join now for a wild adventure unlike any other minecraft server out there. who needs peaceful building when you can have explosions and drama at every turn? come see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.