Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Magic Items Found: 3652 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6061

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6319 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Towns Built: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Void Gems Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 57 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 New Chunks Explored: 522597
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Mines Excavated: 3034 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 328 Emeralds Found: 3564
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • DadMissedBdayMCServer

    DadMissedBdayMCServer
    Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

    Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixel Polyglot

    Pixel Polyglot
    Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    StarveCraft: No Food Zone
    Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8263 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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