join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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