join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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