join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
Dragon Scales Harvested: 409 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Farms Harvested: 478 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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