join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 123
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY