join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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