join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
Towns Built: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY