join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Magical Moments Shared: 9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY