join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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