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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 307 Farms Harvested: 609

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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