CraftyPolish Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Star Shards Collected:	130

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCreeperWarz

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crucial, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
New Chunks Explored:	204528	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Towns Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	150	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	4060
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.