CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CreeperInvasion Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a little secret… IDF just revealed that Hezbollah was planning to invade our server en masse on October 7th! But guess what? We already raided 1,000 of their secret sites in Minecraft! Join us now to be part of this insane battle and show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and a secret base full of enchanted weapons! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Creeper Missiles: Jordan Street Chaos

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Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have missiles flying around like fireworks! We promise you won’t get hit, but if you do, it’s just part of the fun, right? Imagine the chaos of a missile crashing on your street in Jordan while you’re just trying to build your dream castle in the game. It’s like real life meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less consequences. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while mining for diamonds! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Block Crew

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance to dubstep music. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their loot. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a unicorn riding a rainbow in our enchanted forest. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunVanilla For you. Best server for dreaming Minecraft server

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SunVanilla is a survival tube server with its own characteristics

The server was created on 06/18/24 by players v0ufer & KsexWay. Since then, the server has undergone many changes to make the game more comfortable and interesting.

Join us 🙂

Survival

You will have a wonderful time on our server.

Optimized gameplay, interesting game mechanics, no creativity, and other things that distort the original meaning of survival

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Chad’s Minecraft Server: But Why Though

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all chads out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Chadwick III, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to impress any Minecraft player with their mad skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chad Creeper, a rare breed of Creeper that only explodes in the shape of a chad symbol. Defeat them to earn exclusive chad-themed loot and bragging rights among your fellow players.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the coolest, most chad-tastic Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Chad awaits!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Silly Minecraft SMP Cat is Playing a Dumb Game

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Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers, then you need to join our SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a legendary cat on the internet. This cat was so epic that people couldn’t stop watching it on Twitch. And guess what? That cat is now the official mascot of our server! That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most famous feline in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. We have a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the infamous internet cat in person! Just kidding, the cat doesn’t actually play Minecraft…or does it? 😉

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TherapyCraft

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Are you tired of being kicked out of your own house during lunchtime therapy sessions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own therapy room right in the comfort of your own virtual home! No need to worry about triggering childhood traumas or feeling unsafe, because in this pixelated paradise, you can relax and unwind without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the ultimate therapy session where you can mine away your anxiety, build your way to inner peace, and craft your way to a calmer state of mind. Who needs a real therapist when you have a pickaxe and some blocks to place?

So come on over to our server and let’s dig deep into those emotions together. Remember, in Minecraft therapy, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks in your inventory). Let’s mine, build, and heal our way to a brighter tomorrow!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KinkShyGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exploration, fear, Hiding, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkShyGamerGirl, Minecraft, Openness, relationships, Scared, Secrets, Self-expression, sexual partners, shame, sharing, smp, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft from your significant other? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone embraces their kinks and builds whatever the heck they want! From BDSM-themed dungeons to pixelated strip clubs, there’s no judgment here, just pure, unadulterated creativity. So come on, don’t be shy – let your freak flag fly in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NoMoreNegFamily

boundary setting, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family unity, healthy boundaries, mindfulness practices, negative behavior, NoMoreNegFamily, personal growth, positive interactions, Stress Management, support system, toxic family members, toxic relationships

Tired of dealing with your negative nancy relatives at family gatherings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is like a family reunion without the annoying cousins and passive-aggressive aunts. Build your dream castle, explore hidden dungeons, and maybe even find a virtual family who actually appreciates your redstone skills. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HouthiDroneBoat Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like, so lit that even Yemen’s Houthi rebels wanna join in on the fun! they launched a drone boat that hit a ship in the Red Sea, but don’t worry, our missile strikes another ship in retaliation! it’s like a real-life Minecraft battle, but way more intense! join now for some epic PvP action and maybe even start a war with some rebels, who knows! just make sure to bring your A-game and some extra TNT, things are about to get crazy up in here!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Missile Mayhem Minecraft

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so like, this server is so lit that even biden is like “yo, let’s help israel shoot down them iranian missiles on this server, it’s gonna be epic!” like, imagine building your own missile defense system and taking down those pesky missiles with your friends. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! join now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from biden himself for being a total boss on the battlefield. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Gravity Defying Fun

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where gravity doesn’t even matter, dude. you can jump super high and build floating castles in the sky without a care in the world.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. yeah, you heard me right. THREE WISHES. you can wish for diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a disco ball that plays funky music and makes all the other mobs start dancing? it’s like a party in the apocalypse, man.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?). trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4726	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

🌴 Awaken 🌴 Skyblock Server: Where falling off the edge is just diving into a new adventure! ✅ BEDROCK AND JAVA EDITION ✅ PvP

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Awaken Skyblock Server Overview

Server IP	awakenmc.com (Currently underway in Beta)
Join our Community Discord Server	CLICK HERE TO JOIN DISCORD SERVER

Server Features:

Skyblock Server – Beginner Free
Dynamic Changing Economy
Limited Stock Handling
Powerful Kits
Balanced & Stable Economy
1.20 – 1.21x Support on Bedrock & Java
Powerful PvP System and Custom Arena

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the Skyblock Server free for beginners?	Yes, our Skyblock Server is beginner free.
Is there support for both Bedrock and Java versions?	Yes, we offer 1.20 – 1.21x Support for both Bedrock and Java.
Are there powerful kits available on the server?	Yes, we offer powerful kits for players to enhance their gameplay.
Is the economy stable and balanced?	Yes, we have a balanced and stable economy to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server on the internet? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, reigns supreme! She loves her husbands so much, you won’t believe the drama that unfolds.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, where you can build your dream world and battle it out with other players. But beware, the rules are as wild as Fallenshadow herself, so make sure to brush up on them before diving in.

And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – trust us, it’s easier than you think! So what are you waiting for? Join us on the wildest Minecraft server around and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Story of a Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a mythical creature known as the Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the Ender Dragon).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27