CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

arrogance, Controversies, Corruption, Country, CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment, criticism, culture, discrimination, EMBARRASSMENT, Government, History, Identity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, nationalism, Politics, prejudice, scandals, shameful, society, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

BROKEN, bug, bug fixing, bugs, Busters, computer bugs, error messages, glitches, glitchy software, IT issues, IT Support, ITT, malfunctioning, Minecraft, programming bugs, Server, software bugs, software glitches, software problems, software troubleshooting, system errors, technical issues, Troubleshooting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

#announcement, activities, Beginning, Continued support, Dead, Decisions, dreams, Fans, Fuga Ruki, Graduation, group, independent, Minecraft, Momotsuki Hagu, New UniVIRTUAL, shake up, Shinba Shiranuino, smp, Support, Uní, UniVIRTUAL, virtual, Vtuber, Vtuber Production, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

advice needed, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, Cultural differences, dad, dad argument, English as second language., family conflict, future plans, girlfriend conflict, language barrier, Living at home, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving out, relationship problems, saving money, Server, Visiting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	973	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

#generous, Accommodating, bbq, candy, CHIPS, Costco, Debbie, disability, DisabilityCraft, Free stuff, Grateful, Halloween, Items, neighbor, neighbor kid, Options, potato chips, Rude, Special, special treatment, special treats, Treats, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mines Excavated:	3688
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Items Found:	8787
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

Adaptability, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., instant learning, Instantly, learn, lifelong learning, motivation, personal development, problem solving, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, self-discipline, skill acquisition., Skillz4Dayz, success mindset, Time management

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyPoliceMC Server

arrest, arrested, BlockyPoliceMC, crime, criminal activity, defense industry, Gothenburg, Gun Violence, international news, investigation, Israeli defense contractor, law and order, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Police, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, shooting incident, SUSPECT, Sweden, violence

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Potions Brewed:	72
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2820
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AmmoDepotSmashCraft

airstrikes, AmmoDepotSmashCraft, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, deep strike, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, military airfield, military operation, military tactics, RETALIATION, russia, Russian ammunition depots, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

Adventures, attempt suicide, autism, autistic, campus, cisgender, college students, Diverse, Diversity, gender, gender-diverse, higher education, Inclusivity, intersectionality, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, neurodiversity, PEERS, suicidal behaviors, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, support services

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Potions Brewed:	184

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

Active players, age requirement, building, clutter, Community, Cozy, Create, Discord, Enjoyable, free world, KapiCraft, limited spots, Llamas, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Plugins, Private, responsive, Server, Small, VIPS

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	Over 18 years old Active player Love building
What we offer	Free world without plugins Server with 70 mods (70% building mods) Mods like Create and MineColonies Pleasant time spent together Responsive server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you please
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players
Is there any way to communicate with other players?	Yes, we have a Discord server for communication

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ores Mined:	6582	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate activists, climate change, climate crisis, corporate greed, energy industry, energy regulation, environmental activism, environmental destruction, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., Minecraft, nationalize, Nationalize the Oil, Natural resources, Oil, oil production, political controversy, renewable energy, Server, social justice

Are you tired of those pesky climate activists trying to save the environment? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner eco-villain as you destroy trees, pollute the rivers, and pave over every inch of green space. Show those activists who’s boss by joining our server and proving that global warming is just a myth created by tree-hugging hippies. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of evil robots who are hell-bent on destroying the planet for their own nefarious purposes. So come on, join us and help us rid the world of those pesky do-gooders once and for all!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics

Antics, blended families, children, Communication, Confusing, confusion, Deception, family dynamics, Family secrets, Fatherhood, hidden truths, Identity, Implications, Interpretation, JRS, Meaning, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting, relationships, smp, speculation, step-parenting

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.

So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DadCraft Minecraft Server

alcoholism, cancer recovery, Communication, Confrontation, DadCraft, depression, Divorce, Effort, Emotional distance, estranged, family, father daughter, generational gap, grandchildren, Honesty, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, self-care, Server, stepmother

Are you tired of complicated family relationships and drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is so drama-free, even your dad’s 3rd wife’s affair partner’s cousin’s dog won’t cause any issues.

We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!

So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	426565
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyExSibsPoor

aita, Arguing, conservative family, CraftyExSibsPoor, custody, DATING, developmental issues, ex, family money, financial help, half siblings, Job, Kids, lake house, Motel, Overseas, Poor, Pregnant, special needs, visitation

Looking for drama and chaos in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the crazy twists and turns of a soap opera! Join now to witness exes fighting over virtual custody of their pixelated kids, with plot twists involving overseas boyfriends, unexpected pregnancies, and family money drama. Will you choose to help out your virtual ex in need, or watch the drama unfold from afar? Join our server now for a wild ride of virtual family dynamics and outrageous storylines!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ores Mined:	7317	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KidBelievedLiesMC SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood wonder, funny memories, growing up, Innocence, KidBelievedLiesMC, misconceptions, naive thoughts, smp

Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our SMP, that’s actually true! Our server is located on a secret underground network that connects directly to China. So not only can you build epic bases and battle mobs, but you can also trade with pandas and eat authentic Chinese food while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew as a kid!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mines Excavated:	4634	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.