CraftyOligarchNet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bleach Cour 3 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! With only 1 day left until the grand opening, the hype is real!

Join us tomorrow for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t believe us? Check out our preview video where you can see a llama riding a roller coaster while juggling diamonds – it’s wild!

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a maze filled with zombie clowns, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newcomers to a dance-off.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join us tomorrow and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you there!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Flipping SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face off against a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a redstone factory. Our server is filled with wild adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, where the only rule is that there are no rules, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us on this wild ride. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PetPanicCraft

Animals, axolotls, breeding, bunnies, Cats, Dogs, Food, Free Time, guinea pigs, hamsters, Mice, Mother, neglect, PetPanicCraft, Pets, refusing to help, RESPONSIBILITY, small house, SNAKE, Stable, Water

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BaggageCraft2021

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Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server

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are you BORED of the same old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have HUMAN SAFARI! yes, you heard that right. we have russian drones hunting down kherson civilians for your entertainment. watch as they run for their lives while you mine and build in peace. it’s like a real-life hunger games, but in minecraft! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and a chance to witness some crazy shenanigans. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Revenge SMP: Where turning around can lead to some serious plot twists! Vanilla with a side of chaos. Now with voice plugin!

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Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are just entering a Halloween event, as well as planning the museum
Inclusivity	Welcome everyone to play in a safe and friendly environment
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	Enjoy shopping and participating in various minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can participate in elections to make decisions for the district
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing with rollback capabilities
24/7 Uptime	Server is always online and ready for players

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ to get started and meet new friends.

Q: Is the server whitelist-only?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server to maintain a friendly and mature community.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord for more information.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges and requests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to spawn here. We’ve got a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re lounging in a virtual hammock, an Automatic1111 mode for beginners who want to dive headfirst into the chaos, and a Forge (A1111 Fork) that will have you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Want to control your own net of madness? Check out our Controlnet feature that will have you feeling like a virtual puppet master. And don’t forget to try out our LoRa Training, where you’ll learn how to communicate with aliens using only your mind (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any intergalactic wars that may result).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this journey of insanity and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave soul!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

addiction, addicts, Awareness, Boobs, EMBARRASSMENT, Figures, intervention, judgment, mental health, Minecraft, Mousepad, porn, porn addiction, Proud, Recovery, room decor, self esteem, shame, smp, society, stigma, Support, Therapy, underage girls

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server

3rd, career, career interests, career workshop, dad’s wedding, Dads, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, future planning, Individuality, life events, making choices, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Wedding, Workshop, workshop abroad

Are you tired of living life according to someone else’s plans? Do you want to make your mark on the world in a way that’s truly your own? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can break free from the expectations of others and create your own path!

Just like the player in this story, you can choose to prioritize your own dreams and ambitions over family obligations. Who needs to attend a third wedding when you can embark on a life-changing workshop abroad? Make decisions that are truly selfish and put yourself first!

On our server, you can build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and make choices that shape your own destiny. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life – join us and start living on your own terms!

So, are you ready to be the master of your own fate? Join our Minecraft server now and start creating the life you truly want!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

Babysitting, child care services, childcare, compromise, diva, family, healthy diet, inflation, Kids, KidzCraftKareGoneWrong, layoff, menu, MONEY, new job, Routine, Schedule, sister, stay at home mom, unemployed, unrealistic demands

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

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The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1729	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

abductions, children, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, human rights violations, international relations, intervention, KidnappedCraft, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, Moscow, peace negotiations, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, Warsaw

come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.