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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY