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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

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