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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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