so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
New Chunks Explored: 968347 Holy Grails Found: 4
Zombie Dances: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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