so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Alien Abductions: 0
Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Astral Projections Made: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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