so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 501
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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