so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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