so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Runes Activated: 7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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