CraftyMatrimonySecrets | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop!

Join us if you want to discover the hidden underground bunker where all the villagers hold their secret dance parties, or the mysterious portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally!).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a unicorn for a day. And don’t even get us started on the secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of baby zombies.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and uncover the secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out what your spouse has been hiding from you all this time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Behind You Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PuppyPanicCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	76	Divine Spears Created:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the whole block universe? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join our server ASAP!

First off, we got pigs that can fly, like for real! These pigs got wings and they be zooming around the server like they own the place. And don’t even get me started on our diamond armor-wearing chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right, GOLDEN EGGS!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers with laser eyes. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magic sword that can shoot fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ fantasy movie up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	170
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RafaleRumbleCraft

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lol this server is like the indian air force but in minecraft!! we use rafale jets to shoot down chinese spy balloons!! join us for epic battles in the sky and show off your flying skills like a pro pilot!! we promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become a top gun in no time!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s take down those sneaky spies together!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NotGayMinecraftServer

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Tired of your girlfriend accusing you of being gay just because you haven’t kissed any guys? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you’re all about building and crafting, not smooching dudes! With our epic virtual world, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring hidden caves to worry about silly accusations. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and prove once and for all that you’re straight as an arrow… in Minecraft, at least!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Oct7 Celebration Minecraft SMP

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that I was a lonely miner, digging away in the dark depths of the earth, when suddenly I stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land. But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous group of prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with TNT. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	3554	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BeanBoyz Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama in the kitchen is nothing compared to the chaos in our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of following recipes and getting yelled at for not knowing exactly how many cans of beans to buy? Look no further! On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from your fellow players.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world where the chili is always good, no matter how many cans of beans you use. So come join us and let’s create some culinary chaos together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crops Grown:	8034
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BoatBlockerZ

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our community is so close-knit, we practically babysit each other’s virtual kids and share virtual edibles (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!).

But wait, there’s more! We have a boat in our virtual yard that has been abandoned for months. Will the owner ever come back for it? Who knows! It’s like a virtual game of hot potato, but with a boat.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual boat tire dilemma – now that’s Minecraft madness at its finest!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SpyCraftMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHINA HACKING TELECOM FIRMS FOR FUN! yea u heard right, we got them chinese hackers causing chaos in our world, making it the most thrilling and dangerous place to play! u never know when ur gonna get hacked next, keeps u on ur toes! plus, we got exclusive access to top secret spy missions and covert ops, all in the name of minecraft! so come on in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LioviCraft – Hack donut with the command /hack Minecraft server

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Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TrueOG – Where diamonds are the currency, land claims are just a myth, and griefing is the official sport! 1.8-1.20.4

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TrueOG Network Overview:
Server Version:	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients:	Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)
Server IPs (No Whitelist):	trueog.net true-og.net play.trueog.net play.true-og.net www.trueog.net www.true-og.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Is TrueOG Network free to play?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network is a 100% free and open-source Minecraft server.
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can connect to TrueOG Network using any of the provided server IPs.
Q: Are there any upcoming updates?	A: Yes, the 1.19 update is coming soon with only 6 plugins left to update.
Q: What is TrueOG SMP?	A: TrueOG SMP is where the unique OG Minecraft experience begins, with a blend of 2012 survival servers and modern features.
Q: Can I get involved in the community?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network is structured as a democratic worker co-op, allowing anyone to get involved at any level with dedication.
Q: Are there different worlds on the server?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network has distinct worlds including Overworld, Nether, and End, each with their own boundaries.
Q: Can I participate in upcoming minigames?	A: Yes, in the future TrueOG Network will introduce minigames like The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more.
Q: How can I connect with TrueOG Network outside of the game?	A: You can visit the website, store, Mastodon, Facebook, and GitHub repository for TrueOG Network.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Damsels Minecraft Server

Character development, character growth, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, Damsels, Drama, emotional depth, Female Protagonists, HEARTBREAK, inner strength, losing heroines, love stories, Minecraft, narrative complexity, normal couple behavior, overcoming challenges, personal struggles, realistic portrayal, relationships, romance, romantic tension, Server, storytelling, Strong Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to engage in some “normal couple behavior”! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, on our server you can find your Minecraft soulmate and go on virtual dates, have virtual arguments, and even have virtual make-up sessions! Join now for a chance to experience the most realistic virtual relationship simulator in Minecraft history!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have personalities! And don’t even get us started on the epic events we have planned. From a costume party mixer to a pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also gain access to exclusive meetups like the Twin Peaks Meetup Season 2 Ep 6-9, the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi movie and Inu-Oh, and even a Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer Mahjong Lounge. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

Communication, Cooking, depression, DoorDash, Emotional support, family, financial support, gluten free, job loss, Meals, medical issues, Minecraft, mom, moms, moving out, relationships, Seasoning, self worth, sensitivity, Server, SUCKS, Support, tiktok, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	3524	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!