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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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