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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ores Mined: 8601
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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