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Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	923219	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	1831
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Runes Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	70249	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3279	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	9469	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9642
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Villages Defended:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Votes:	399
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	0

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	256	Enchantments Applied:	236
Void Armor Forged:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Towns Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crops Grown:	5266
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

Players:	102/800	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Emeralds Found:	1545
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Buildings Constructed:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Infinity Stones Found:	5