so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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