so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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