So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Gods Slained: 2
Void Gems Collected: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 8483

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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