So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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