Looking for a vacation destination that will make your in-laws go bonkers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your family had planned a luxurious vacation at a fancy hotel, only to have your in-laws swoop in and book the same week without telling you. Talk about a plot twist! Now they’re stuck with a hefty cancellation fee and are refusing to go without you. Can you say awkward family dynamics?

But wait, there’s more! Your husband wants to reimburse them, but you’re all about tough love. Let them learn their lesson, right? Who needs a peaceful family vacation when you can have a chaotic adventure on our server instead?

Join now and experience the drama, the guilt-tripping, and the never-ending family feuds that come with every decision you make. It’s a vacation you’ll never forget, for better or for worse!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Ores Mined: 1383
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 2650
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HolyCraftGoneRogue

    HolyCraftGoneRogue
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Zombie Dances: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

    FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Help Me Minecraft Server

    Help Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

    Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

    So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 270
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 246 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 499 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2698 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6897 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1808 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Villages Defended: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Potions Brewed: 117

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Potions Brewed: 42 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 269 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9708
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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