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Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Emeralds Found:	1178	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	5403	Villages Defended:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7417	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	305601	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5109	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	905

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	129
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Towns Built:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3