CraftyHouseNoParentPay | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Alex Jones’ MineCraft Madness

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Tired of waiting around for the full Alex Jones show to be posted? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have to wait for anything ever again! Our team of highly trained monkeys work around the clock to make sure everything is running smoothly, including posting the Alex Jones show at lightning speed. Plus, rumor has it that Alex Jones himself plays on our server and will personally deliver the show to your virtual doorstep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5520	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChocoChuubaCraft – Where Brown Chuubas Rule!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as chocolate? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things dark and delicious like a rich piece of chocolate cake. Join us to discuss vtubers with tanned, caramel, or chocolate skin tones – because who doesn’t love a little extra melanin in their virtual lives?

But that’s not all – we also have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss a chance to celebrate with your favorite virtual idols. And if that’s not enough, we have other threads that will tickle your fancy, from discussing virtual tactics to sharing your favorite vtuber moments.

So why join our server? Because where else can you marry Kyubalt Edition and live out your wildest virtual fantasies? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chocolatey goodness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	156
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SnoyCraft – Where You Can Finally Buy a Snoy Console in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can say whatever the heck you want! Want to talk about your love for llamas in a top hat? Go for it! Want to discuss the conspiracy theories behind why creepers explode? Have at it! We believe in freedom of speech, even if it’s just a bunch of gibberish about mining diamonds with a toothpick.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win a snoy console! Yes, you heard that right, a snoy console! It’s like a Sony console, but with a little extra “n” for added confusion. And if you’re not satisfied with your snoy console, feel free to complain about it on our server. We love hearing about your gaming woes, especially when they involve made-up gaming consoles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of uncensored chat and the chance to win a snoy console that may or may not actually exist. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NATO’s Not-So-Well Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well NATO? Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and chaotic battles!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of llamas riding on pigs come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs! But don’t worry, our server has a special “llama repellent” plugin to keep you safe.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army” who will fight alongside you in epic battles against the evil “Sheep Empire”. Will you be able to lead your feathered friends to victory?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Join us for a night of funky beats and pixelated fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness that is WELL NATO? You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCritters – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild monster hunter adventure! Join now and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, hunt down mythical beasts, and collect rare armor sets that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it’s like playing on the Steam Deck itself. That’s right, we’re Steam Deck verified, baby! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a database full of decorations and items that will make your Minecraft world look absolutely fabulous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of the hunt like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DesiCraft: Where Creeper Meets Curry

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about arranged marriages? Look no further! Our server is run by Indian men who are experts in the art of matchmaking and will stop at nothing to ensure you find the perfect blocky partner. Plus, they have a secret stash of rare diamond blocks that can only be accessed by those who prove their worth in epic bob and vageen battles. Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty McLaughy’s LOLz Emporium

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our custom weapons and armor will have you slaying those feathered fiends in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to their riches.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that hovers above a pit of lava filled with friendly fire-breathing dragons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced parkour like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MidlifeCraft: Where Making Friends is Still Possible!

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Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of making friends and having fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join our server and make friends of all ages, including fellow 30-somethings who are just as lost as you are.

Imagine a world where you can build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of gamers to bond with? Plus, with our server, you can escape the responsibilities of adulthood and embrace your inner child once again.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making new friends, exploring new worlds, and living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even meet your new best friend while mining for diamonds or battling creepers. It’s never too late to make friends, especially in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyBanter: Where ‘Fun’ is in quotation marks

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Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s like a virtual party that never stops! Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Feeling competitive? Challenge your friends to a pig racing competition or see who can mine the most obsidian in 5 minutes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never have a dull moment again!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Spear Me the Drama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting owned in Minecraft by zombies, creepers, and other players? Well, fear no more because on our server, we give all players a magical spear that guarantees victory in every battle! That’s right, with our spear in hand, you’ll be unstoppable!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs that can fly. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs with diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you clucking around the server, towering over them in all your chicken glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to lose when you have a spear, flying pigs, and giant chickens on your side?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Welcome to Goatopia – Where goats rule and you survive! 🐐🌟🏰🎮🎉 #NOSquareRootsAllowed

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Gratopia Server Overview

Version	1.20 Java & Bedrock
Connect With	IP: gratopia.gg
Bedrock Port	19132

Gratopia is an economy survival server that is cross compatible with Java & Bedrock! Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to make new friends! We hope to see you in game!

Gratopia has a ton of features but here are some of the player favorites:

Events: There’s always some type of in-game event going on. You will always have something to do when playing on Gratopia!
Player Warps: Create a custom warp that others can visit! Want to make your town and rent out spaces for new players to live? Create a playerwarp!
Custom Enchants: Vanilla enchantments are nice and all, but we all know them by now. This server has a couple custom enchants (none that are over the top) that give you something else to grind for! Type /ce
Dungeons: Gratopia has entire boss fights and custom mobs. These mobs drop items that make it possible to obtain custom gear!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP address: gratopia.gg and port 19132 for Bedrock players.
Are there in-game events?	Yes, there are always in-game events happening on Gratopia for players to participate in.
What are player warps?	Player warps are custom locations created by players that others can visit. Players can create their own towns or special areas for others to explore.
What are custom enchants?	Gratopia offers custom enchantments that players can obtain through gameplay. These enchants add a new element to the game.
What can I find in dungeons?	Dungeons in Gratopia feature boss fights and custom mobs that drop items for players to obtain custom gear.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Aztecraft VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Aztecraft
Large player base	Dedicated to survival and roleplay
Many game modes and minigames	Varied plugins for a unique experience
Professional and experienced staff	Focus on creating a more engaging environment
Frequent updates and events	Avoids the monotony of other servers
High quality server performance	May have a smaller player base

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Hypixel has a large player base, many game modes, professional staff, frequent updates, and high quality server performance.

What sets Aztecraft apart from other servers?

Aztecraft is dedicated to survival and roleplay, offers varied plugins for a unique experience, focuses on creating a more engaging environment, and avoids the monotony of other servers.

Which server would be better for minigame lovers?

Hypixel would be a better choice for minigame lovers due to its many game modes and minigames.

For players looking for a more immersive experience, which server should they choose?

Aztecraft would be the preferable option for players seeking a more immersive experience with its focus on survival, roleplay, and unique plugins.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2564	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ZombieCraft: Where Everything Goes Wrong But It’s Still Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive griefing, epic battles between factions, and a management team that is more chaotic than a herd of chickens on roller skates.

The “Council” on our server was a complete disaster, with members constantly backstabbing each other and trying to take control of the server. And don’t even get us started on Omega’s management – they were so incompetent that they accidentally turned the entire server into a giant lava pit!

But fear not, because we have learned from their mistakes and now offer a server experience like no other. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a rollercoaster of madness and mayhem that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old stability when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn? Join us now and see for yourself – just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher, things tend to get a little hot around here!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FilterCraft: Where even the creepers get censored!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world filled with amateur racing car enthusiasts who do what car enthusiasts do best – race like complete amateurs!

Picture this: you’re zooming down a pixelated track in a blocky sports car, dodging obstacles like exploding creepers and flying pigs. The adrenaline rush is real, my friend. And the best part? Our amateur racers have no idea what they’re doing, so chaos and hilarity ensue at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to compete in ridiculous racing challenges like the “Chicken Crossroad Dash” or the “Enderman Slalom Showdown.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner amateur racing car enthusiast run wild. Just be prepared for some seriously LOL-worthy moments and epic fails along the way. See you on the track!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	168
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9