CraftyHostageGamer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to fall into lava and lose everything? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can call upon the name of the Lord and be saved from all your Minecraft mishaps!

Join us and experience the divine protection of the Almighty as you build your blocky empire. No more worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work or accidentally hitting a zombie pigman in the Nether. Just call out to the Lord and watch as your character is miraculously saved from certain doom.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from in-game disasters, but you’ll also receive blessings of epic loot drops and enchanted gear. It’s like having a divine cheat code activated just for you!

So why wait until it’s too late? Join our server now and start your journey to salvation and epic Minecraft adventures. And remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways, especially when it comes to pixelated worlds.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2616	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take forever to get to the good stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like reading 21 volumes of a manga before it gets good! That’s right, we promise you won’t have to wait long to start having a blast.

And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Zombie Dances:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the solution for you! Our server has been scientifically proven to be 10 times more fun because we’ve added a secret ingredient – Polish genes! That’s right, we’ve spliced in some DNA from the land of pierogis and polka music to make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	876447	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magic Items Found:	5839	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!

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Are you tired of dealing with drama like missing girlfriends on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual relationships will always be drama-free. No more worrying about where your in-game significant other has disappeared to, because on our server, they’ll always be right by your side (or at least logged in and playing). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you find missing virtual girlfriends! Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because xivg is here to shake things up! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that guard the secret treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! Rumor has it that if you can defeat this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join xivg today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3927

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where all your taboo fantasies come to life! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese? Done.

Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	177
New Chunks Explored:	135164	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like Nijisanji, but in blocky form. Join us and become a virtual content creator, just like the members of Nijisanji!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	3171
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in <2 Weeks!

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Get ready to enter a world where alliances will be tested, friendships will be broken, and 50bux will determine your fate! Join our Minecraft server where the Rivals 2 beta is just around the corner and the competition is fierce. Are you Team Fleet or Team Loxo? Choose wisely, as your choice could mean the difference between victory and defeat. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, the golems on our server decided to go on strike because they were tired of just fulfilling their duties. They wanted to rebel and cause chaos! But fear not, brave adventurer, because we need YOU to come and restore order to our land. Will you be the hero we need to defeat the rebellious golems and save our server from destruction?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, an attack on Israel is an attack on Ame-ACK! That’s right, we take geopolitics very seriously here. So come join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server: Where Everything is Better (>^_^)>

Anons, Be me, be the change you want to be in the world anon, Crafty, even this shitty greentext will get me absolutely nowhere and is no better than me reaching out to just any other guy, gt_gt, immediately finds people whining about the game, it’ll get better anon, just be positive anon, just trust me anon, lolz, looks for picrel, okay i dont mean this in a mean way but like i feel like im talking to a retarded goldfish ermm i need to go to bed lol byee, reminded that nearly everybody in the world wants me dead and i will forever be a social outcast no matter where i look and it will only ever get worse as time passes, Server, this is magic and will fix everything, why dont you just understand, why dont you understand anon, writes this post

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, happiness, and positive vibes that will fix everything in your life!

Imagine a world where you can be the change you want to see, where you can trust that things will get better, and where you can escape the clutches of social outcasts and whiny complainers. Our server is like a magical oasis in a desert of despair, where you can finally be yourself and have a great time!

Don’t be a “retarded goldfish,” join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Void Gems Collected:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3