CraftyHostageGamer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

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Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	83
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	262684	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8512
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crops Grown:	9965
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8568	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCraft: No Neo Nazis Allowed! Join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so diverse that even the most radical “white nationalists” look like they just stepped out of a rainbow. You’ll never know who you’ll meet next, from a pink-haired Enderman to a flaming hot zombie (literally, he’s on fire).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Death God & Black Maid Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sharon, a sassy llama, meets Gerbera, a magical talking flower! Join us for endless adventures and wacky shenanigans as these two unlikely friends team up to take on the creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to break it down (literally). You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive diamond-encrusted golden carrot that grants wishes (or at least makes your character look super fancy).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Sharon and Gerbera can’t wait to meet you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Creeper Chaos

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for a chance to roll dubs and unlock the secret filter that takes you on a journey from 50 to 00 in the blink of an eye. And if you’re lucky enough to hit raw trips, you’ll be transported straight to the rawest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Reach raw quads and you’ll not only get the raw experience, but also two extra pics of Steve doing the Macarena in a chicken suit. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Taco Town: Where Spanish Speakers Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Welcome to our Mexican-themed Minecraft server, where the only rule is to yell “VIVA MEXICO PUTOS” every time you log in!

Join us for epic battles against giant piñatas filled with diamonds, race against speedy chupacabras in our obstacle courses, and even participate in our annual taco-eating contest where the winner gets a real-life sombrero!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary El Dorado temple, rumored to be filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. VIVA MEXICO PUTOS!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WeirdCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild that even the management team has resorted to skinwalking to keep things interesting. That’s right, they’re so dedicated to providing a unique experience that they’ve taken on the appearance of their players.

But don’t worry, Elira is here to save the day! She’s the only one brave enough to reply to your messages and keep the chaos in check. Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Bros Server: Where Dishonored 3 is the Real Quest!

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Are you tired of waiting for Dishonored 3 to come out? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a world where you can experience all the thrills of Dishonored 3 before it even exists!

Join our server and embark on epic stealth missions, take down corrupt politicians, and use supernatural powers to navigate through a dystopian city. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the infamous Outsider himself!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness of Dishonored 3 before anyone else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	208

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BidenCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist his charm!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Biden supporters soaring to new heights while Trump supporters are literally turning into wild creatures!

Join us for a wild ride where the polls are always in your favor and the only thing you’ll be farming is laughter. Who needs diamonds when you can have a server full of craziness like this? Don’t be a Trump supporting woman, join us and let your Biden flag fly high!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MemeCraft – Where Limbus Company General #1419 meets chaos and creativity in Minecraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Clock Orange Road!

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers and mind-blowing connections. Plus, our tutorial is a must-watch – trust us, you won’t regret it.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magic Items Found:	8117
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ZzzCraft: Where it’s always a ‘Sleepy, rainy kind of day’!

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Are you tired of boring, sunny Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is perfect for those sleepy, rainy kind of days!

Join us for a wild adventure where the rain never stops falling and the mobs are extra cuddly. Explore our custom-built world where you can build your dream base in the middle of a thunderstorm or go on a quest to find the elusive rainbow sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sleepy Sheep, a mystical creature that only appears when the rain is pouring and the moon is full. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Sleepy Sheep, it will grant you three wishes – but be warned, the wishes may come with a twist!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of a sleepy, rainy kind of day like never before. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6396
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WajinCraft: Where even creepers know the Japanese word for themselves!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered why the Japanese word for themselves is “Wajin”? It actually comes from the Chinese word “Wa” which means dwarf or pygmy! And speaking of dwarfs and pygmies, our server is the perfect place for all you vertically challenged players out there!

Join our server and experience a world where everything is scaled down to dwarf size! Build tiny houses, mine for microscopic diamonds, and battle it out in epic pygmy-sized PvP battles! Who needs to be a giant when you can be a mighty pygmy warrior instead?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner dwarf or pygmy. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as obsessed with tiny things as you are? Join us now and let the tiny adventures begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WhoreCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist the ARLive shenanigans

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex on a night out? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who are anything but shy virgins with social anxiety. Join us for a crazy time where you can let loose and be whoever you want to be, just like that girl at the ARLive who suddenly turned into a party animal. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your inner wild child too! So come on, join us and let’s get this virtual party started!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3