so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the accused sept. 11 plotters are like, building epic structures and battling it out in epic pvp battles. they agreed to plead guilty at guantánamo bay, but only if they could play on this server first.

join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever! we have custom plugins that let you fly like a bird and shoot fireballs from your hands. not to mention, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden diamond block on the server.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Crops Grown: 8777
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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