CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

abduction, Conflict, CraftyGuard, Espionage, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli journalist, journalist safety, kidnap, lure, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, news headline, Plot, Political, Report, revolutionary guard, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, undercover operation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	679
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2202
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Animals Bred:	172
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	2854
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mines Excavated:	1988	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Crops Grown:	6410
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3789	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
New Chunks Explored:	735965	Dragon Eggs Found:	8825
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	8189	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	124
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!