CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Baby-making Minecraft Madness Server: Are You Impressing the Japanons Yet? Join Now and Make Papa Proud!

Babymaking, children, cultural norms, decision, Expectations, family, Family Planning, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, fulfillment, Future, Happiness, Impressing, Japan, Japanons, Join, Legacy, madness, Minecraft, papa, parenthood, personal growth, pride, Proud, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, societal pressure, traditional values

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to worry about adult responsibilities like having kids and making your parents proud? Then come join our Minecraft server where none of that matters!

Instead of worrying about impressing your parents, you can focus on building the most epic castle ever and battling dragons with your friends. And forget about having kids, on our server you can breed llamas and pandas instead!

So come join us and escape the pressures of the real world. Who needs Japanons when you can have a creeper army at your command?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	56
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crimson tide mc

Crimson Tide MC, Fight, gameplay, Hermit, Limits, Minecraft, neighbors, Raid, Server, smp

Crimson Tide MC SMP is a brand new server where there are no limits! Fight to the last breath, raid your neighbors, or become a hermit in a far off land! We bring you the best gameplay without the nonsense!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RoyaleMC VS Hypixel

Adventures, bedrock, Community, Concept, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, grind, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Perks, PvE, Ranks, Server, Skyblock, Slimefun, Survival, token shop, Tokens, Unique, Upgrades, Voting

Hypixel	RoyaleMC
Large player base	Unique Slimefun network with Slimefun fan base
Various game modes and minigames	Focus on Survival and Skyblock gameplay
Premium features for paying players	Non-pay-to-win aspect with obtainable perks for all players
Active community and frequent updates	Expert staff team and helpful community members

Frequently Asked Questions:

Hypixel	RoyaleMC
Is there a large player base on the server?	Does the server have a unique Slimefun network implemented?
What game modes and minigames are available?	Does the server focus on Survival and Skyblock gameplay?
Are there benefits for paying players?	Is there a non-pay-to-win aspect with obtainable perks for all players?
How active is the community and how often are there updates?	Does the server have an expert staff team and helpful community members?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	7042
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineHonkai: StarRail LOL General Server – Join Now for Epic Adventures & Non-stop Laughs!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can explore the vast world of Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng! Fight dragons, build epic castles, and conquer the land like a true warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Myriad Celestia realm and experience Kyoden: A Cleave Across the Transient World. It’s a world full of mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Plus, don’t miss out on the Animated Short: Rondo Across Countless Kalpas – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have exclusive character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha + Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng. And for those looking for a challenge, check out the Light Cone Banners – Along the Passing Shore (Nihility) and Echoes of the Coffin (Abundance).

But wait, there’s even more! Get your hands on Robin and Boothill, two powerful 5-star characters that will help you dominate the server. And don’t forget to participate in our “Immersive Interactive Exhibition” web event for a chance to win exclusive prizes!

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, we have redeemable codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3, STARRAILGIFT, MOREPEACH, and more! Use them to unlock special rewards and power up your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NATUREMC – Political server Minecraft server

Minecraft, NATUREMC, Political server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	4872	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Single and Ready to Minecraft: ‘I haven’t had a gf in 5 years’ Server

acceptance, Breakup, coping, dating struggles, emotional, havent, HEARTBREAK, introspection, lonely, long term relationship, love life, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Ready, Relationship Status, SEARCHING, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Server, single, starting over, Years

Looking for love in all the wrong pixels? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and find your pixelated soulmate today! Our server is so romantic that players have been known to meet in-game, fall in love, and even get married in real life (yes, seriously). Who needs Tinder when you have TNT and pixelated pigs? So if you’re tired of being single in the real world, come join us and see if you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find your player two and live happily ever after in our virtual world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TGPIXEL

Bedwars, Bot, crossplay, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock, Survival, t gaming, TGPIXEL, undercontrustion

This server is created by T.GAMING and his age is 12 year’s old and I have survival server and my server name is TGPIXEL and is server is crossplay server and it is undercontrustion and I have many bot

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nihilistic Anime Obsession Minecraft Server – Join now for existential crises and pixelated gags galore!

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime villains, ANTI-HERO, Character development, common trend, Crises, cultural trends, dark themes, Existential, existentialism, gags, Galore, hopeful message, Join, Minecraft, morality, nihilism, Nihilistic, Obsession, pessimism, philosophy, pixelated, redemption arc, Server, storytelling, Views, Villain, WorldView

Tired of boring old anime with the same old cliches? Join our Minecraft server where we’ve got all the nihilism you could ever want! Our players are so nihilistic, they build entire cities just to watch them burn to the ground. Plus, our villain NPC is so nihilistic, he doesn’t even bother trying to take over the server – he just sits back and watches the chaos unfold. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and nihilistic gaming experience, join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Pals Playpen: The Ultimate Celebrity Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further than Rodrigo After Midnight Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of block placing and mob slaying. – We have a secret hidden underground disco where players can party all night long with glow-in-the-dark creepers and dancing skeletons. – Our custom-made dragons breathe confetti instead of fire, so you won’t have to worry about your builds getting burnt to a crisp. – One lucky player each week gets the chance to ride a flying pig around the server and rain down diamonds on their fellow players. – We have a special “Rodrigo Rage Mode” where all players turn into giant llamas with laser eyes and wreak havoc on the server for one hour every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo After Midnight Edition now for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fluxo MC VS Hypixel

1.20.2 world, amazing missions, battle pass, Casino, Cross-Play, daily votes, Duels, epic events, exciting challenges, Exclusive events, Hardcore, MCMMO, museum items., mysterious boxes, Pets, PvP, Spawners, special commands, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, unique resources, Vibrant Community, VIP benefits, Voting Rewards, Weddings

Hypixel	Fluxo MC
### Pros: – One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of minigames – Constantly updated with new content and features – Active player base for multiplayer games – Well-established reputation for quality gameplay	### Pros: – Unique survival world with PvP 1.8 and exclusive resources – VIP benefits including exclusive commands and events – Mystery boxes for discovering exclusive items – Rewarded voting system for exclusive rewards – Exciting events and challenges for players – Features like Battle Pass, Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, and more
### Cons: – Can be overwhelming for new players due to the large number of game modes – Some players may experience lag or server issues during peak times – Premium ranks and features may be expensive for casual players – Some minigames may have long queue times	### Cons: – May have a smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel – Limited to PvP 1.8 in the survival world – Some features like VIP benefits may require additional purchase – Potential for server downtime or maintenance

### FAQ

#### Q: How does Hypixel differ from Fluxo MC? – Hypixel is known for its wide variety of minigames and large player base, while Fluxo MC offers a unique survival world with exclusive resources and features like VIP benefits and mystery boxes.

#### Q: What kind of events can I expect on Fluxo MC? – Fluxo MC offers exciting events like Battle Pass, Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, and more for players to enjoy.

#### Q: Are there any exclusive rewards for voting on Fluxo MC? – Yes, players can receive exclusive rewards for voting daily on Fluxo MC, such as unique items and surprises from mystery boxes.

#### Q: Are there any differences in the available game modes between Hypixel and Fluxo MC? – Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames, while Fluxo MC focuses on a unique survival world with PvP 1.8 and exclusive resources.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Potions Brewed:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Banter: Where trolls try to out-insult each other in Minecraft, but keep it friendly! #Minecraft #Server #RacistInsults

banter, BIAS, Bigotry, blocky, Cliche, Country, Creative, culture, derogatory, discrimination, Discriminatory, Diversity, Friendly, hatred, ignorance, insult, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive, outinsult, prejudice, racism, racist, RacistInsults, Server, Stereotypes, Trolls, Xenophobia

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow-filled unicorn party in a pixelated world! Join us if you want to be greeted by dancing llamas, flying pigs, and a secret club of talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most creative insults you’ll ever hear. We’ve got insult artists from every corner of the globe coming up with fresh, never-before-heard slurs that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and admiration. So come on over and expand your insult vocabulary while building epic structures and battling creepers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MemeCraft Central – Home of the Dank Block Builders and Gamers!

Amanogawa Shiina, BLOCK, Builders, central, Chisaka Airi, DANK, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gamers, Hakushika Iori, Himemiya Rie, home, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Komachi Panko, LIA, Memecraft, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Utatane Nasa

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pink sheep in a diamond mine? Look no further than this insane server where you can team up with characters like Lia, who’s so good at Minecraft, she once built a house out of nothing but diamond blocks!

Join forces with Utatane Nasa, the Minecraft wizard who can summon a creeper army to protect your base from griefers. And don’t forget about Hakushika Iori, who can tame even the wildest Ender Dragon with just a stare!

But beware of Fuura Yuri, whose powers were so OP they had to be terminated! And watch out for Amanogawa Shiina, the master of pranks who once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life! Just beware of Jelly Hoshiumi, who’s known for trapping unsuspecting players in never-ending mazes of TNT. Good luck surviving that!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KinoCraft – The Perfect Housewife Minecraft Server with a Shenmue Twist! Join Now for LOLs and High Traffic Fun!

action, Adventure, Character development, Drama, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming Community, HIGH, Housewife, immersive world, Japanese culture, Join, Kino, KinoCraft, lols, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Mystery, Nostalgia, open world, perfect, perfect housewife, relationships, Sequel, Server, shenhua, shenmue, shenmue 3, traffic, Twist, video game

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old missions and tasks? Well, look no further, because our server is as epic as Shenmue 3 and as perfect as Shenhua as a housewife! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs dance, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamond swords grow on trees. We promise you’ll never be bored with our endless adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	5676
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyMuslims – a LOLzy Minecraft server where politics and jokes collide! Join now for non-stop fun! 🤣🕋

Boundaries, collide, comedy, controversy, CraftyMuslims, culture, discrimination, freedom of speech, Fun, humor, intolerance, Islamophobia, Join, jokes, LOLzy, Minecraft, nonstop, perspective, Political Correctness, politically incorrect, Politics, prejudice, Religion, Respect, satire, sensitivity, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time! Want to know why Muslims can’t take a joke politically? Well, that’s because our server is so funny that even the most serious of players will be rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cavern SMP VS Hypixel

adventure-filled, boundless creativity, Cavern SMP, community-driven, Custom Plugins, Diverse, dynamic challenges, Earth, earth mc, enjoyable gaming experience, friendly community, Hardcore, immersive gameplay, Innovative, interactive events, LGBT friendly, LifeSteal, minecraft network, prospering, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla, virtual world

Comparison Table

Criteria	Hypixel	Cavern SMP
Community Size	Large player base with millions of active players	Smaller community with a focus on quality over quantity
Gamemodes	Offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more	Mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock
Quality of Gameplay	Highly polished gameplay experience with custom plugins and features	Provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience
Special Features	Constant updates, events, and mini-games	LGBT friendly environment, emphasis on player experience

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of active players.

What gamemodes does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more. Cavern SMP mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock.

Which server provides a higher quality gameplay experience?

Both servers offer a high-quality gameplay experience, with Hypixel having custom plugins and features, while Cavern SMP provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience.

What special features does each server have?

Hypixel constantly updates with events and mini-games, while Cavern SMP is known for being an LGBT friendly environment and emphasizing the player experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	4132

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.