lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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