lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8452
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Void Armor Forged: 30 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Servers